One Direction Facebook Statuses

  • Zayn: lol lms if you think i'm pretty xx
  • Harry: anyone wanna hang out gettin' shitfaced tonight ;)
  • Niall: starvin lol there's no food in the house, someone order me some nando's
  • Liam: rescued a lost puppy today hehe look how cute he is i'm gonna name him Bubbles
  • Louis: dis bitch think she can talk behind my back without me finding out girl I will cutchu, you're rude, you're tacky, goodbye
  • normal fan: do you guys not realize how gay this is